"A snake without its venom is useless"
"A drunk driver without his keys is a pussy"
"Happy King Happy Kingdom"
This one just makes me laugh because these retards think its a clever pro-male response to "Happy Wife Happy Life".
The old saying "Happy Wife Happy Life" is already more pro-male then this new one by a mile. Its literally saying "women are so annoying and naggy that in order to save yourself a headache and a bullshit argument, you just need to give them what they want".
Now this new saying is turning it around and saying the Kings are the annoying ones.